he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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