so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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