He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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