oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I just had sex on a roof
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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