At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
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