question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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