The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
be right there i have to get my cape
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
