i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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