was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Do vagina's smell?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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