The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I didn't notice because vodka
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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