Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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