people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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