Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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