FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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