would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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