do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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