Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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