The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
God, I missed his penis.
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