so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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