Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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