What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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