No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
