I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize
