So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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