so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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