Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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