Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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