She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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