That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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