Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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