i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
It's Friday. Sex?
I am spending my child support on dildos
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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