How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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