nut hugger
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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