ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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