why didn't you poke me back
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
