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My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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