Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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