I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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