Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
