called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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