she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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