BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i will never coherently bang her
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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