recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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