It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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