I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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