Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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