So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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