I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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