ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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