I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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