Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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