Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
it's great music for shaving your balls
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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