omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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