So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
my poor anus
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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