Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Is that strawberry winking at me??
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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