Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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