your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
The air taste purple.
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