My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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